American Cows

Ummm, I do not really have many funny Xbox Live stories.

There was one kid, his GamerTag was Tanker06 and he was one of the funniest people I have had the pleasure to talk to.

We were playing Ghost Recon on siege, it was Me, Mr Herer (my friend and future brother in law) and Tanker v 6 people and we were trying to take the base. We were about to charge the base when he asked one of the dumbest questions I have ever been asked in my life, he said "Hey Mr.Herer do they have cows in England?" it was made even funnier because he has a real Southern accent, he kind of reminded me of one of the members of the really backwards family from deliverance.

Once he had said this we all just started laughing so much that we all just died instantaneously, he seemed to think that cows were exclusive to the US! It's frightening just how much alot of people from the US don't know about life outside of their country.

haha awww dont be hatin hes jus a country boy

furrypenguin22 wrote:haha awww dont be hatin hes jus a country boy

Nothing wrong with being a country boy. after all country people are the sexiest. just look at me

That can not be true, because I am the sexiest!

roversfan wrote:That can not be true, because I am the sexiest!

How about this. Im the sexiest in the us? lol

Ummm, Ok I will accept that. But only until I go to the US which is when you are demoted to Pimp Daddy Number 2!

KissMychucks wrote:

roversfan wrote:That can not be true, because I am the sexiest!

How about this. Im the sexiest in the us? lol

I'll never be demoted I have hoes in diff area codes my friend

I have hoes in every country! I will out Pimp you all the way

KissMychucks wrote:I'll never be demoted I have hoes in diff area codes my friend

He was 15-16. He really was one of the nicest and most innocent people I have ever talked to. He was the definition of what you see is what you get, he was what he was and no more or less. If only more people on this planet were that way too.